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Books: Blink - Malcolm Gladwell, Children of Men - PD James, Happiness TM - Will Ferguson, House of Leaves - Mark Danielewski, It - Stephen King, Life of Pi - Yann Martel, Lisey's Story - Stephen King, New Rules - Bill Maher, Nineteen Eighty-Four - George Orwell, Skin - Adrienne Maria Vrettos, Slapstick - Kurt Vonnegut, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon, The Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (YAHH), The Tipping Point - Malcolm Gladwell, The Uglies trilogy - Scott Westerfield, The Zombie Survival Guide - Max Brooks

Movies: A Clockwork Orange, Across the Universe, American History X, Cats Don't Dance, Chicago!, Closer, Cloverfield, Desperate Housewives, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, Fight Club, Griffin and Phoenix, Hard Candy, Jesus Christ Superstar, Juno, Kids in the Hall, Little Miss Sunshine, Monty Python's Life Of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life, Monty Python And The Quest For The Holy Grail, Moulin Rouge, Pay It Forward, RENT, Requiem For A Dream, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Rules Of Attraction, Shock Treatment, Skins, Snakes on a Plane, Spice World, Stacy, Superbad, The Dark Knight, Thirteen, Twenty-Eight Days Later, Zoolander, the Matrix Series, the Star Wars series

Music: Adam Ant, Aerosmith, Aimee Mann, Amanda Marshall, Amy Winehouse, Ani DiFranco, Apocalyptica, Aqua, the Aquabats!, the Arrogant Worms, the B-52s, Bach, Backstreet Boys, Barenaked Ladies, Bat for Lashes, the Beatles, Bedouin Soundclash, Beethoven, Belle and Sebastian, Benny Benassi, Billy Idol, Billy Joel, Billy Talent, Björk, the Black-Eyes Peas, the Bloodhound Gang, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, the Bright Eyes, Cascada, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, the Clash, the Cranberries, the Cure, Cute is What We Aim For, Daft Punk, Damien Rice, Dan le Sac vs. Scroobius Pip, the Darkness, David Bowie, Death Cab for Cutie, Deerhoof, Diana Krall, DJ Sammy, DJ Tiësto, the Dresden Dolls, Electric Six, Elgar, Elvis, Emily Haines, Eminem, Eric Clapton, Evanescence, Everclear, Fall Out Boy, Fatboy Slim, Feist, the Flaming Lips, the Flobots, Flogging Molly, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, the Fratellis, Freezepop, Frou Frou, The Good the Bad and the Queen, Gorillaz, Guns'n'Roses, Gwen Stefani, Gym Class Heroes, Hellogoodbye, Hollywood Undead, the Hoosiers, Ima Robot, Imogen Heap, Incubus, Infected Mushroom, Ingrid Michaelson, Iron and Wine, Jet, Jewel, Jimi Hendrix, the Johnstones, Justin Timberlake, Kaiser Chiefs, the Killers, the Kooks, Le Tigre, Lemon Demon, Lily Allen, Linkin Park, Little Nell, Lords of Acid, M83, Marilyn Manson, Maroon Five, Metallica, Metric, Metro Station, Michael Jackson, Mika, Mindless Self Indulgence, Modest Mouse, Motion City Soundtrack, Moxy Fruvous, Mozart, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nirvana, No Doubt, Noah and the Whale, Norah Jones, Of Montreal, Offspring, OK Go, Outkast, Panic! at the Disco, Paramore, Peter Bjorn and John, Peter Paul and Mary, Phil Collins, Pink Floyd, Porcelain and the Tramps, the Postal Service, Prozzäk, Queen, the Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Regina Spektor, Richard Cheese, Richard O'Brien, Sara Bareilles, Save Ferris, Say Anything, Say Hi to Your Mom, the Sex Pistols, Simon and Garfunkel, Sloan, Smashmouth, Songs to Wear Pants To, the Spice Girls, Stabilo Boss, Streetlight Manifesto, the Streets, Sufjan Stevens, Sugarcult, Supertramp, System of a Down, Tegan and Sara, They Might Be Giants, Tokio Hotel, Tori Amos, Tracy Chapman, Vampire Weekend, Violent Femmes, Vivaldi, We Are Scientists, Weeping Tile, Weezer, Weird Al Yankovic, Wham!, the White Stripes, the Who, Wolf Parade, Yes!, Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer

Hobbies: Reading, writing, poetry, singing, guitar, piano, music, love, piracy, you, words, filmmaking, pretty much everything (except olives and mayonnaise)

Freedom, beauty, peace, love, and music, my friends!ME: I am a hippie-pirate, and I recognize and embrace the slight contradictions necessary to be a hybrid of those two things. I like poetry and music, but I'm not particularly good at either. I'm a smartass, but it's not on purpose. I dedicate at least ten minutes of every day thinking about the impending zombie apocalypse. I'll buy pretty much anything with the word LOVE or a heart drawn on it. I read probably too much. I like Shakespeare, and my relatives make fun of me for that. I'm really into superheroes, Sharpies, post-it notes, writing on walls, and long words. I creep on people when they walk by my window, and none of them ever see me, which I think is funny. I think pretty much everything is funny. I tend to laugh when I get hurt.I spend my time talking to the camera about my day, in an attempt to occasionally make people chortle. Sometimes, I'm funny, but most of the time, I just think too much and talk too quickly.When I'm not doing that with my camera, sometimes I sing songs to it in a very mediocre fashion. I'm not completely awful, but I definitely won't quit my day job (I do not have a job, which explains why I spend so much time talking to my camera).Any videos that are not either of those things confuse even me. They are conundrums. I suggest you proceed with caution when viewing them, if you are ballsy enough to view them at all. I certainly am not.Also, I have a few friends. I know that is hard to believe, but they are even in a couple of my videos, and if you recall my whole not having a job situation, you will realize that I do not have enough money to hire anyone to pretend to like me. Yes, this means that there are at least a few people in the world who genuinely like me. Yes, I'm surprised, as well.YOU: are beautiful, and seriously, probably already know me. Also, you should recommend a band or a book or something to me, because I want to know about it.